That's What SHE Said!

"That's What SHE Said" jokes were made popular by NBC's The Office. Simply read the entries below, then say "That's What SHE Said!"

My Friend said:
"I just keep sucking, and sucking, and sucking; and when I think it's all done, and I pull it away from my mouth, it's spills all over my jeans."
My Friend said:
Aweeee, damnit. It broke!
My Friend said:
He was just strummin away!
My Self said:
and no balls shall fall in front of me
My Dad said:
Now why is that down here?
My Boss said:
Just keep whacking it until something comes out...
My Self said:
That was a mouthful
My Mom said:
My lips are getting chapped.
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The Office, Michael Scott